Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
- Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
- (Legolas cosplayer scouts around the area)
- Legolas cosplayer: Nerds.
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that